INTERESTING DEFINITIONS

School: 

A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.

 Life Insurance: 

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

 Nurse: 

A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.

 Love Affairs: 

Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.


 Marriage: 

It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

 Divorce: 

Future tense of Marriage.

 Tears: 

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.

  Lecture: 

An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”

 Conference: 

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: 

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

  Dictionary: 

A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: 

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic: 

Books, which people praise, but do not read.

 Smile: 

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: 

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

 Yawn: 

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: 

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

 Experience: 

The name men give to their mistakes.

 Atom Bomb: 

An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: 

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat: 

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

 Opportunist: 

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

 Optimist: 

A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”

 Miser: 

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father: 

A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: 

A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.

 Boss: 

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

 Politician: 

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

 Doctor: 

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

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